COOGERS And The Los Osos CSD-Three
That Los Osos CSD-three, I'll tell ya, they sure know what's important! That's why they built a brand new million-dollar skate park for the out-of-town thugs who now hang out near the ATM around midnight on Los Osos Valley Road. Of course, this was done while a pipe at 8th st and El Morro ave has been dumping to the bay for 7 1/2 years without an NPDES Permit! Is this a great town or what?!
But don't answer yet folks, because the CSD-three are about to vote themselves the bond money tomorrow (voted 9/12/05--ed.) morning to scrape the hell out of the Tri-W proposed sewer site, even though it is going to kill, maim, and bury alive all the creatures there, and there are plenty! And this is all gonna be done by 3 guys who will be out of government forever in exactly 12 days!
C'mon, ya just gotta love that tender-hearted 'environmentalist' Gordon Hensley, member of the 'Waterkeeper Organization.'
And three cheers for the Los Osos CSD-three's 'P.I.O' (Public Information Officer, or as I call him, 'LIAR for HIRE'. Everyone got soooo mad about the baby deer pictures I sent out that he went on the defensive on TV, saying:
"Some sick individual dragged that deer to the construction site!" (That's an actual quote!)
And then, there's the hurricane. No, not Katrina, MARLA! Hurricane Marla Jo Bruton, member of the C.O.O.G.ers (Central Coast Ocean Outfall Group). We mosey'd into the Central Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board meeting yesterday morning, all the 'COOGERS,' just in time to find out that public comment was to be held at 1:30 pm!! This was at 8:30 am.
Well, that may be ok for the 'tamer' folk, but not for the COOGERS!
Hurrican Marla Jo did begin to blow! Briggs, Young, Les Bowker, they all sat up there in puzzlement as to why this nice young lady was standing quietly at the podium michrophone as the meeting dragged on, and finally they asked her why. Tee hee.
Gale force winds arose as Marla Jo explained about how we were from "out of town", and "when did you start putting public comments off" and "you are discouraging the public from participating" and jeeze, that was enough! Les Bowker called for a RWQCB huddle! They stopped the meeting, and came back and gave us our public comment at 10:00 am! Only then did the winds subside. I told them all about my regional plan (as if they didn't know) and how I "Looked Forward to working with the board."
I heard later from activists that public comment for everyone else wound up being held at 4:30 pm! Folks, the squeaky wheel gets the grease! Thank you Hurricane Marla!
Well, I'll see ya all out there on the corner of Los Osos Valley Road and South Bay Blvd, for the next 14 straight days 'till the election! C'mon down and listen to my new megaphone! Its L-O-U-D, you can ask the CHP, they told me! I've started wearing white shirts and ties--it's kinda classy, like an old-time newspaper editor. Maybe I'll get some suspenders. Nah-they might think I'm the D.A.
And the newest chant is:
"WE WANT A NEWER SEWER and THATS NO MANURE!"
"Now Re- Re-Call, Re-Re- Re-Call, Recall!"
love your pal, joey
But don't answer yet folks, because the CSD-three are about to vote themselves the bond money tomorrow (voted 9/12/05--ed.) morning to scrape the hell out of the Tri-W proposed sewer site, even though it is going to kill, maim, and bury alive all the creatures there, and there are plenty! And this is all gonna be done by 3 guys who will be out of government forever in exactly 12 days!
C'mon, ya just gotta love that tender-hearted 'environmentalist' Gordon Hensley, member of the 'Waterkeeper Organization.'
And three cheers for the Los Osos CSD-three's 'P.I.O' (Public Information Officer, or as I call him, 'LIAR for HIRE'. Everyone got soooo mad about the baby deer pictures I sent out that he went on the defensive on TV, saying:
"Some sick individual dragged that deer to the construction site!" (That's an actual quote!)
And then, there's the hurricane. No, not Katrina, MARLA! Hurricane Marla Jo Bruton, member of the C.O.O.G.ers (Central Coast Ocean Outfall Group). We mosey'd into the Central Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board meeting yesterday morning, all the 'COOGERS,' just in time to find out that public comment was to be held at 1:30 pm!! This was at 8:30 am.
Well, that may be ok for the 'tamer' folk, but not for the COOGERS!
Hurrican Marla Jo did begin to blow! Briggs, Young, Les Bowker, they all sat up there in puzzlement as to why this nice young lady was standing quietly at the podium michrophone as the meeting dragged on, and finally they asked her why. Tee hee.
Gale force winds arose as Marla Jo explained about how we were from "out of town", and "when did you start putting public comments off" and "you are discouraging the public from participating" and jeeze, that was enough! Les Bowker called for a RWQCB huddle! They stopped the meeting, and came back and gave us our public comment at 10:00 am! Only then did the winds subside. I told them all about my regional plan (as if they didn't know) and how I "Looked Forward to working with the board."
I heard later from activists that public comment for everyone else wound up being held at 4:30 pm! Folks, the squeaky wheel gets the grease! Thank you Hurricane Marla!
Well, I'll see ya all out there on the corner of Los Osos Valley Road and South Bay Blvd, for the next 14 straight days 'till the election! C'mon down and listen to my new megaphone! Its L-O-U-D, you can ask the CHP, they told me! I've started wearing white shirts and ties--it's kinda classy, like an old-time newspaper editor. Maybe I'll get some suspenders. Nah-they might think I'm the D.A.
And the newest chant is:
"WE WANT A NEWER SEWER and THATS NO MANURE!"
"Now Re- Re-Call, Re-Re- Re-Call, Recall!"
love your pal, joey
posted by NewsstandGreg at 3:28:00 PM
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